January 23, 2014

A Conversation With Ruby About the B-Word

Ruby: I'll fold the towel on the bench. Ha, ha, hey! Bench sounds like bitch!

Me: Yes, it does. But let's not say that. It's not nice.

Ruby: You can only say "bitch" in the bathroom, right mommy? Because it's a potty word.

Me: That's right. It's not a nice word.

Ruby: Yeah, bitch is a potty word, right? So little kids should only say "bitch" when adults aren't in the bathroom, right?

Me: Yep, that's right. No one wants to hear that.

Ruby: Pretend like you don't know that "bitch" is a bad word. Say it. Say it!

Me: Hey, I have an idea! Pretend like I don't know how to fold a towel and show me how you do it...

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