A Conversation With Ruby About...I'm Not Sure What

I can understand what Ruby says 99.9 percent of the time. Today was a .1 percent day.

Ruby: There's a chaner in the firejip.

Me: What?

Ruby: There's a pain in the virejrip.

Me: A pain in the what?

Ruby: Virejrip. Virejip. You know? There is a plane in the firejip.

Me: I'm not sure what you're saying!

Ruby: A plane in the firejip. Hot fire. Pain in the hot jack fun player. Plane in the firejrip.

Me: Well, okay then!